Counterpoint: the Elon story is A++++++!!!

I am really getting sick and tired of this shit. Leslie Jones is a national treasure and one of the coolest ladies ever. I love her and no one deserves abuse like this (except the hackers).

Florida doesn’t give a shit about anyone once born. It’s God’s will. Remember Terry Schiavo?

Yes, my favorite “well, we saved the baby, but fuck that family for riding on the coattails of hardworking bootstrappers in order to support their struggling family and their huge medical bills that came from having that kid” reasoning.

Wow, those images are horrifying. Those poor, poor babies and their families. Even if they survive they will need around the clock care. No one should be forced to carry a pregnancy like that to term. Fuck Florida politicians.

Meanwhile, the medical journal Radiology just published some images and information about how bad the effects of Zika can really be on a fetus or baby (warning: medically graphic but not gory images). At the same time, Florida’s already-restrictive abortion laws are being defended by many prominent conservative…

the makeup business needs more women of color chemists,

Patti, I’d eat a bag of dicks before I'd give up fruit.

Hmmm.... maybe if her staff perused the comments on the “No Man’s Sky” article, and recruited the commenters with the most misspellings and gendered invectives, then deprived those guys of food but gave them alcohol and PCP, they might approach Trumpian-levels of discourse in a mock debate.

You know you’ve fucked up when Courtney fucking Love tells you to grow up.

I think you got Kinja’d!

Yeah I was like oh, OK, problem solved! Thanks, crazy pants.

Speaking on behalf of millions of depressives: shut the fuck up, LaToya.

YouTube is his new best friend according to a pal who taught herself how to do everything from puff balls to cornrows for her youngun.

I’m more concerned that he’s going to know how to do that baby’s hair.

DAT SQUISHY BABY DOE

I demand an apology to capybaras right now!!!

“Which is troubling, because I’m not sure Donald Trump knows what he’s legally allowed to do!”

They’re cute and complicated

“They’re homely, they’re simple, and they’re about to reproduce!”