Well it’s named after my ex-husband so I feel it’s a pretty appropriate name.

I’m not below bribery at this point.

Mine did this too. Try turning it aroun and acting like kisses and cuddles are so gross and you hate them and then see a giggly toddler come running to give them to you. :) reverse psychology. I did this with my two, now 18 and 23 and it didn’t ruin them so anecdotally it works.

Thank you, and tell her I will remember!

Oh crap, you are making me remember a time my 2 wild friends and I got into a truck with 7 marines on leave and went with them to their hotel room. I swear we were so stupid. Somehow we were safe. Teenagers have some strong ass guardian angels.

You’re so lucky! My grandmother is nothing but critical of my very existence. Always wanted a Gma that loved me unconditionally and that was cool and awesome. Now I plan to grow up to be a good one some day. Tell yours thanks for being our grandma tonight!

Your grandmother sounds wonderful. Can I borrow her? :)

Me too! We got lucky and hitched a ride with nice guys however my supremely stupid 15 year old self and my similarly dumb friend could have been killed or trafficked or anything. Looking back I realize I’m lucky to be alive.

Periods are messy, doesn't sound too gross and makes me more likely to try them.

Ah, good to know. Thanks for clarifying.

So, I use cloth pads and love them but I can’t understand this period underwear thing. I can easily change my pad and fold it up into a small package while menstruating away from the house. But wouldn’t you have to change your whole underwear with these things and carry them around with you? I just imagine trying to…

“I will eat those fruits in between fistfuls of fried butter drenched with melted cheese, because eating disgustingly is one of the few pleasures that even the Devil himself can’t pry from my hands, because they’re too slick with grease for him to get a good grip.”

I like you, we have the same taste in movies and carbs :) olive pizza sounds yummy! Or would if I wasn't still so full.

Reminds me of that movie step-brothers, it’s bad when they’re enemies but still bad for everyone else when they’re friends. (Not really “bad” because I love that movie step-brothers. Idk what I’m talking about I just ate too much delicious homemade mac and cheese and my brain is hijacked by carbs.)

Same thing I think of when I hear the name Todd but minus the poppy seed.

Jesus, what a fucking nightmare.

Happy birthday to you as well! Hope you had a great one!

Today is my birthday. I woke up that morning to the news and it was awful. So sad and still sad today. I am an old so I remember the publicity of her and Charles’ courtship and marriage, when both boys were born and her divorce. She was beautiful, kind, gracious.

My CPA husband says Amber can only get a tax break if she first claims the $ as income and then pays taxes on it in which case she won't be able to donate the full 7million. However she can turn the checks directly over to the charities, not get a tax break but neither would Depp and the charities would get the full…

I’m so doing this! My 8 year old already anthromorphises everything, now he will not be able to stop giving every condiment in our fridge a name! Wait I can't tell if I like this idea anymore.