You’re missing about two hours of your first year of law school, apparently.

He wouldn’t have gotten hit if he wasn’t acting like such Awini.

“Don’t do that. They still get pregnant in the air.”

This is just the worst opinion

Medical bills, amirite!?

I’m 29 and I can not tell you how many times I’ve daydreamed about going back and playing little league, not as a kid, but as an adult. I would fucking dominate and feel a power that I’ve never felt before. Imagine getting a 40mph floater right down the middle and taking it deep, rounding the bases while staring…

Vigilante teen is a strong black principled teen, and we’ve all seen this movie before.

his tailor probably wishes for less vaughn

Negative interest? What does he look like, a Japanese bank?

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

Bene’ Beworkinelsewhere

And despite all this, they’re still paying their players more than the NFL’s minor league system.

“The last thing CU football needs is another gash.”

Or a clumsy proctologist

Didn’t Ortiz do steroids?

I don’t think this is particularly controversial but I believe Bumgarner is kind of an asshole.

I guess there are blind spots on these little Carrs.