I wanted to star this, but it’s at 69 and I just can’t bring myself to change that.

airplane mode is especially bad.

Dirk?

Inaudible booze syndrome

Lots of over-cussing here.

I don’t know what the question was, but her answer sure sounded more level-headed than most politicians when it comes to war. And clearly, Sen. Dickhead thought he was making a good joke - like most dickheads think they do.

this is terrible, but i laughed.

As a Rangers fan myself I echo that. however, I just hate Jose Bautista’s face.

With all due respect to your time and effort to write this article - FUCK THIS SHIT. No one should ever root for the Blue Jays.

Cheers!

I’m about to be a first time dad - to twins - any suggestions to survive the first days/weeks?

Fuck Stan Kroenke