@SuddenImpact: Good morning.

@jpzilla: Now I need someone to start a character account as Ralph Quimby. There's already a Hulk account, and I love that guy.

@jpzilla: Well, when I put my hand in there, it makes my hand smell like spearmint. So I walk around smelling my hand all day long, and then people think I just had some sexytimes with a lady.

@jpzilla: We may be out of iPod pockets. Mine smells like spearmint.

@jpzilla: You want a jacket? We're having some made.

@delic8genius: Or if the kid were Damien. Replacing people is also expensive.

This isn't a sexist issue, it's one of health. You're in the most remote area of the world, surrounded by the harshest climate in the world. If something happens, you could very well be on your own. Remember Jerri Nielsen? She had to operate on herself when she contracted breast cancer.

@Sora57: I got here via a cross-post from Gizmodo. It may be that you're not starred or approved on one of those sites (I'm guessing Giz because my browser is currently on a Lifehacker page, and I'm talking to you).

@Sora57: [lifehacker.com]

@Kivrin: So he cleans the toilet with Kool Aid, he just filters it first.

I usually just pressure wash it with my pee.

@crosis101: I thought a scientist had a candy bar in his pocket that melted.

@tomsomething: Maybe a little...

@Adam-H: I just jumped onto this a week ago, so I'm running through the more illustrious back catalog. I listened to Dane, Carlos, and Robin, also Ben Stiller, and Dana Gould (that one was great - the Ben Stiller, not so much). I'm on Judd Apatow right now, and after those two, I'll hit up Kevin Smith, even though…

So this guy's argument is basically just him saying, "Nuh-uh."

@dibs ODDJOB: WTF is amazing. I love the Louis CK one where Louis rips into him at the end for being a shitty friend, and the Dane Cook one where Marc is going off about Dane accusing someone of "stealing his essence" and Dane gets more and more pissed.

@D0rk: They've got to replace parts that nobody makes anymore. I mean that steam powered car? Can't get those parts at Autozone. They have that cool 3D printer that they use to make molds of stuff. That job is way cooler.

@ProudGeek: Then wait until that happens. Then buy.

@danarchist: They'll release it on time, providing it's ready. They won't delay one of their big ticket items just so Jobs can hold the keynote.

@dylanspronck: What are you talking about? This letter is magical.