He wasn't trapped in that car for an hour while they tried to cut him out.

@gawker125: I'm with you until you get to Zucker.

@Prismatist steers with his right foot: If that's his intention, then I'm wrong. Otherwise, it's a pretty jackass comment.

@MaddoxLupus: Don't like Internet trolls? Don't get a computer.

Yes. All of you, move to Verizon. Leave me alone with the ATT network.

@stagbeetle: I have no idea. I didn't really pay attention to her until I saw Mean Girls.

@chainsawbunny: It's the fact that people can still earn off of him, and they're going to try and cash in for as long as they can. This trip to rehab, I'm betting that's nothing more than trying to convince the completion bond holders that he can clean up and finish the season. Then, they'll deal with him in the…

It has nothing to do with gender. It's all about Lindsay's behavior on the set of Georgia Rule. After that, she started to become uninsurable because companies didn't trust that she would stay clean enough to finish a project. Charlie Sheen has been able to pump out episode after episode of his piece of crap for…

@SuddenImpact: Yeah, I'm bored with this now.

@En0s1: All right, we'll order one more. You want in, Pup? We're getting pretty close to getting a group discount.

@GitEmSteveDave: That kid is fucked.

@SuddenImpact: In another thread, you complained about how people who kiss editor's asses get stars while some of you are on your third accounts here.

@SuddenImpact: Doesn't work at doing what? I'm honestly curious if there are people out there who put up with this shit from you in real life.

@GitEmSteveDave: I think he thinks C++ is when you get a C+ and do the extra credit.

@SuddenImpact: So does anybody actually like you? Are you this much of a douche in real life?

@tylerbrainerd: What's wrong now?

@SuddenImpact: Thanks. It's pretty comfy. I like the throw pillows, although they seem to take up 103% of the couch.

Guys, can we shift our focus from the makeup of Taco Bell's meat to the fact that they have a Chief Concept Officer?

@genis1: Awesomeness.

@isuee94: This is awesome.