@individa: Eh, agree to disagree.

@individa: He overshared that part, but I think it's more the result of not having an editor than making fun of someone's weight. In his note, he doesn't discuss the girl's present weight. And if a close friend of my girlfriend (who I will marry) sent her a letter that read like this, you bet I'd do my damnedest to…

My spirit animal is a person.

@individa: How is saying that you don't believe in something disrespect? My girlfriend is somewhat spiritual, and I'm an Atheist. We both talk about how we don't believe what the other believes, but that in now way disrespects it.

@vsound: My house came with that. It's called walls.

@pz: You can turn that off.

If this turns out to be Balloon Boy's family again, then I am going to beat the shit out of those people.

@BrknPheonix: If he's anything like my boss, he doesn't lock his phone, and thusly butt dials me all the time.

I will alert the others. We will combine our simian knowledge and find a way to end this wanton destruction of our favorite foodstuff.

@Arken: You have made an enemy, sir.

Hey, thanks Rosa. I was trying to keep my night job under wraps, but no. my privacy isn't something that anybody needs to worry about.

@Raforther: No, we should always be grateful when people or companies do something nice.

@Adam?: This doesn't report something to trollpatrol. Used to be, you could move stuff by just replying with a different hashtag, but comments were coming back from where the mods were moving them. They fixed that. You actually have to copy the time stamp and paste it into trollpatrol to report it.

@foodandshoes: The writer sort of covered that in the very last paragraph of this piece.

Yay! I can't wait to not see it!

@OCEntertainment: I'll drive. Road trip!

@Professor F: If you are a parent, you are going to fuck up your kid.

@Hello Mister Walrus: Download The Economist from Demonoid and read it on your iPad. Do this for a whole lot of other magazines.

@Joel Johnson: That's so amateur.

@Kaiser-Machead: Yes, it did. But I was looking more for 3D boobies.