@Kaiser-Machead: Also, Showgirls.

Actually, this is something I can support. It's an extremely easy way to tell who I never, ever want to hang out with.

@Zerø: People? Just quit while you're ahead, all right?

@Zerø: No. Just no.

WolframAlpha is currently 99¢ in the Apple store.

@leslieannelevine: You wanna keep the bone shaking down? I'm trying to sleep here.

@Mrs. Napoleon: Crush it and put it in some hot chocolate.

@SydneyHighBoots: Go in black face?

@crocuta: I think the second.

@spiraloflife: Born at nine and dead at noon.

@donnashowl: Thanks. It's still a week away, though.

@leslieannelevine: And now it comes from someone whose mother birthed her down a dry ravine?

@victoriasauce: So you don't ruin your weekend?

@Residentdrunkgirl: Never got sushi in Malibu. My haunt was Wabi Sabi on Abbot-Kinney.

@rellaa: Purchasing right now.

@rellaa: TELL ME WHERE. DO IT NOW.

@rellaa: Ah, yes, Mrs. Coach. (drool)...

@syneblue: I'm trying to amuse myself while my girlfriend works on her Christmas present for her brother. I'm bored and tired.

@Residentdrunkgirl: Where do you work?

@donnashowl: Next Monday is mine.