I was one of the people chosen to work from home because I’ve been there for a long time, do my job well, and we are running out of cubicles so need to make room. That's all I got -sorry!

I’m 33 and so is my bff, she has two kids. We regularly discuss how adult adults seemed when we were kids and how totally weird it is that she gave birth to humans.

The only reason I desperately want to be famous is to confound everyone with Prince- and Yogi Berra-style nonsensical quips.

It absolutely would! An “Encounters With Prince” book would be so amazing. I heard so many of them after his death and loved all of them.

christ, and now I’m tearing up again.

If you don’t hate the Kardashians already, you’re doing it (being a human being) wrong

After Prince died, tons of musicians called into the “alternative” music station associated with MPR, the Current. They were all telling these amazing stories about Prince as were the deejays. Some were absolutely hilarious and others were quite touching. And some were completely random.

I’m kind of distressed that stars who are my age are looking like hotter versions of someone’s parents. Of course the vast majority of my friends are someone’s parents. And I’m doing auntie car pool duty two days this week because my best friend is sick.

What’s with those giant tombstones he’s had installed in his mouth?

Kunts. All of them, really.

Khloe is a HUGGGEEEEE fucking asshole, as if it wasn’t clear enough already.

Yeah, I’d be kind of ... uh... But, let’s also remember that this recording is coming from a particular place. Who says it wasn’t carefully edited to leave out things like, “I need to hear it first” and “Please send a copy to my attorneys” and other things like that.

I know. I scrolled down to screen cap her response and posted it without even paying attention to the top half. I regret it but there’s nothing I can do about it (I actually initially tried to insert a link to the tweet which would have solved that problem by burying the Khloe image but kinja was kinja)

It was recorded in NY, where you don’t need the other party’s permission. Nevertheless, what Kanye did was pretty sneaky. He sent Taylor flowers, buttered her up, rattled off a bunch of potential lyrics under the guise of flattering Taylor on his own album, and kept the tape rolling long enough to record her trusting…

She didn’t lie! This is totally in line with the way she initially characterized her communication with him from the first. In fact, the new video confirms what many Talmudic scholars of this feud suspected from the first: She knew about the “Taylor and me might still have sex” lyric, but not the “I made that bitch…

Khloe is quick to jump on the bully train.

Exactly. She’s petty, disgusting, and a total fucking hypocrite.

Me too, and I think we shouldn’t be reposting it. Also, Chloe with a “C” is claiming the second pic isn’t her and just some rando, who I feel even worse for

That's extraordinarily fucked up.