I think that dog is Dracula. He can shape shift.

The dog is really Dracula in wolf form so he doesn’t count. 

There’s one person: the dead captain who tied himself to the wheel. 

I take it you haven’t read the book, then?

The spa is a private business. You don’t like their policies? Go somewhere else. Remember that whole free-market thing? Fuckin’ bigoted lunatics....

This movie is and always has been absolute garbage. Stop deluding yourselves with nostalgia. And PLEASE stop making excuses for the over the top ridiculousness of this thing, and the suspension of disbelief you have to have to explain the crap away.
And don’t even get me started on the other “classic” Armageddon. Both…

The fact that you don’t see the problem shows your privilege.

Interesting. Did you try watching it with your eyes open?

Yeah, I’m kind of confused why this is even a question. Sauron is the obvious answer and, “But he’s the bad guy” doesn’t really seem to call that into question to me. In the entire history of Middle Earth, he’s one of the most historically important individuals. There are books about Hitler, despite being an evil shit…

The Lord of the Rings is Sauron. The full title of the Red Book of Westmarch is: The Downfall of the Lord of the Rings and the Return of the King.

Also, Sauron is twice referred to as The Lord of the Ring[s] in The Fellowship of the Ring

You only need strong arch support if you have high arches. Look at people who do barefoot running, for example, or humans in pre-history who walked/jogged miles with bare feet.

Seriously? It’s not like they held a press conference - they were simply living their lives/affectionate towards each other in public - which I’ve seen many non famous folks do at protests. How are we to know if it’s they’re “debut” out together, or the first time ppl noticed? We’re angry if celebrities are silent,…

I enjoyed a lot about The Old Guard. It had great characters and but I hope they get a better script for the sequel. There was a large amount of hugely clunky exposition that could have been shown in any number of better ways. 

Sigh..the full biden quote:

I know this is probably bad karma and other people here have implied a similar sentiment, but I truly hope he dies spontaneously on camera and in immense pain. With all the suffering he’s caused to both citizens of this country and people crossing the border hoping to become citizens I think we deserve to see him get…

Former derby girl here: If you feel like you’re going to fall, bend your knees and get low. This will help you regain your center of balance. If you stand up straight and flail your arms, you will fall backwards. 

How is Bad Taste not on this list?

I do the exact opposite; I stand up as soon as the plane takes off

Maybe the problem is with the term “pansexual” which is fucking stupid, and as you pointed out, insulting to anyone who is trans as it implies they aren’t really the gender they say they are.

In all fairness, Winston usually plays it for you.