Former derby girl here: If you feel like you’re going to fall, bend your knees and get low. This will help you regain your center of balance. If you stand up straight and flail your arms, you will fall backwards. 

I do the exact opposite; I stand up as soon as the plane takes off

Maybe the problem is with the term “pansexual” which is fucking stupid, and as you pointed out, insulting to anyone who is trans as it implies they aren’t really the gender they say they are.

In all fairness, Winston usually plays it for you.

The only solution to this is to move up to draft a kicker in the 1st round 

I saw patsies and thought pasties. Yummy tummy hand pies.

At least the British dysfunction makes for entertaining TV...

Those two guys in the car saw her run away twice, what, the, fuck 

Plus a 76 member board?!?!? Really? Fucking NASA had fewer on their council when they were trying to get to the goddamned moon.

Sorry hipsters, PBR is a zombie brand. Shuttled from corporate shell to corporate shell and contract brewed.

PBR is the beer you drink when you’re at a house show and helping the band unload their heavy gear and you need to walk all the way down to the basement but the stairs are crooked and old. PBR is the beer you drink when you get roped into running sound for some terrible local band because one of them is friends with…

Oooh, down the Mannerheim Line rabbit hole....

The restaurant chose to put it on draft, though. 

This episode of black mirror sucks

As Daniel O’Day, the Gilead CEO noted, Truvada still has a patent in the U.S. His justification was that “We have to be sure that Americans get our medicines at a price that allows us to invest in research,” but the reason he was in front of the House Oversight Committee is because the CDC funded an enormous amount…

Fuck that and fuck him. 

AOC is ok by me. 

Movies are made to be seen at 24 fps, but there’s no fundamental reason why a movie can’t be made to be seen at 30, 48, or 120 fps. We’re all just accustomed to 24 fps. If movies had started out at 48 fps a hundred years ago, we’d all be used to it.

I stopped reading AICN in ‘99 and even back then there were rumors of Knowles being shady af.