“ALL the gaping holes in their starting lineup”? You mean the lineup with seven All-Stars (Posey, Belt, Panik, Crawford, Longoria, McCutcheon, Pence) and a single open outfield slot?

I’ll be watching Sean Hannity and Kellyanne Conway’s Rockin’ New Year’s Eve from Mar-a-Lago with Very Special Guest Steve Bannon.

It’s so nice we have sports blogs to distract us from thoughts of nuclear annihi — oh, never mind.

Are the Islanders good enough to be in the Stanley Cup finals? Because that’s right around the same time (early June) as the Belmont Stakes.

To be to be or not?

So it’s okay to steal from him because he disappointed you or you just steal from everyone?

Honestly black women is Omarosa the best you can do? Honestly, why exactly are white women somehow responsible for Megan Kelly? I

Two words: French-fried onions. French’s or Trader Joe’s. You’ll thank me.

Yeah, you nailed it. The Nazis who edit the Times sat down and said “We like bigotry, let’s try to normalize it.” Of course it’s a repulsive piece that shouldn’t have been published, but it’s not the result of a scheme to normalize bigotry.

Chrome’s owners are terrible people, but congrats to them for conning Ray’s Reserve out of $50k for a product placement worth about $1k.

“Taken seriously, this would suggest that Morgan thinks Mays, Mantle, Aaron and various other players, including Babe Ruth, don’t belong in the Hall of Fame. Does he actually think that? Almost certainly not.”

Is it really asking too much for the author of Nerf Now to spell “Star Wars” correctly or for the author of Corpse Run to know the difference between “it’s” and “its”?

You shut your mouth about Mountain Dew. Nectar of the gods.

The winner of the 2011 BC Turf Sprint was Regally Ready, not Regally Easy.

Would it be so difficult to label these old posts with a year of publication in the headline? I’m really getting tired of clicking on stories that turn out to be 1 to 5 years old.

Would it be so difficult to label these old posts with a year of publication in the headline? I’m really getting tired of clicking on stories that turn out to be 1 to 5 years old.

Would it be so difficult to label these old posts with a year of publication in the headline? I’m really getting tired of clicking on stories that turn out to be 1 to 5 years old.

Would it be so difficult to label these old posts with a year of publication in the headline? I’m really getting tired of clicking on stories that turn out to be 1 to 5 years old.

Would it be so difficult to label these old posts with a year of publication in the headline? I’m really getting tired of clicking on stories that turn out to be 1 to 5 years old.

“I have not been one to complain about women coming forward...”