I think “bear hands” are called paws.

“Broke records” in the headline and lede is really a reach. A “record” for “best limited debut for a movie directed by a woman” is the equivalent of breaking a Major League Baseball record for most flyballs to left field by a catcher named Brandon on a Thursday.

“Broke records” in the headline and lede is really a reach. A “record” for “best limited debut for a movie directed by a woman” is the equivalent of breaking a Major League Baseball record for most flyballs to left field by a catcher named Brandon on a Thursday.

Whither Chuck E. Cheese, which sells pizza topped with mac & cheese and Cheetos®?

Whither Chuck E. Cheese, which sells pizza topped with mac & cheese and Cheetos®? 

It’s not nice to say “orient.” You meant to say his fingers were Asianed.

So in other words, there is absolutely no evidence connecting this previously-undertaken impeachment proceeding with a failure to stand for the anthem?

The best way to deal with raging bigots is to ignore them and let them fester unopposed. Just sayin’.

“Their losing battle”? Game still going on when you posted. Are you from the future?

Thanks for reminding us what good sports Dodgers fans are and for telling Guerneville what his team’s record was this year, which I’m sure he didn’t know. I guess when you haven’t won a ring in 29 years, you become insufferably bitter. The guy wasn’t on a “high horse,” he was actually trying to be gracious about a…

Best novel with Knights Templar is Umberto Eco’s Foucault’s Pendulum, not The Da Vinci Code.

Even if he’s lying and you don’t believe him, his denial deserved to be much higher up in the story and above the pages of texts he says he didn’t write.

Yeah, people who take care of and enjoy animals are real assholes. What a courageous and insightful hot take.

Which is why they couldn’t make Unforgiven, Deadwood, Django Unchained, True Grit, 3:10 to Yuma, The Hateful Eight and the literally dozens of other “westerns” made in the last 20 years.

And the reason you get to tell people what to like and how much to care about Star Trek or the Dead is.....what exactly?

Why can’t the Nerfnow guy have someone who speaks English proofread his dialogue instead of making basic mistakes (“was” for “were”, “mentions” instead of “mention”) almost every single week?

So inclusiveness is SO important because....otherwise someone will write a silly piece about food that nobody cares about?

And by “majestic,” you mean it looked like there was an entire critter clinging to his head.

They already have something like this: The idiotic Jackie Robinson day when everyone wears # 42. It’s surreal.

Did you seriously write that DJT is only ”arguably” a bigger a-hole than GWB???