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That, and 90 minutes in soccer is 90 minutes in actual, real people time. You know when a game kicks off at 10 a.m., you’re going to be done before noon.

God, what a surprise that one of the biggest advocates of the charter school scam is such a terrible scumbag in other ways as well. Jesus, there are few things in politics these days that make me more enraged than the going along with running the public school system into the ground, claiming “see, they don’t work!”

Well, see the reason is, wait, hold on,

NOW. It’s right now, you special little unicorn, you.

Not even that: Georgetown does not offer traditional football scholarships.

Shhhh don’t tell the yanks that other countries play other sports because they hate the narrative. The almighty slovenia they struggled to tie in 2010 is a big ,bad country where all they do is play soccer. It’s too bad that it’s a country of 2 million people , more known for skiing and alpine sports, that also plays

We do have it. It’s called the Open Cup. Guess who shit the bed in the Open Cup? NASL. USL teams beat the shit out of most of their NASL opponents this year as did the MLS teams. NASL is garbage.

And Haisley’s World Famous NY Cosmos have gone out in embarassing fashion the last two years. Oh, the rest of the NASL didn’t fare well either.

It’s not a case of MLS being right and the rest of the world wrong. It’s a case of MLS being right for the conditions in which it was created and continues to exist. It is possible to acknowledge that the rest of the world does great while believing that attempting to shoehorn another system into our conditions just

It exists and the NASL got destoryed by the “third tier” USL

Pretty much: Haisley writes a long screed about how MLS/USSF/The illuminati/Crab People are secretly holding down the NASL when the reality is that this was basically SoccerHouse telling the NASL “hey, your league is a financial trainwreck. Quit wasting our fucking time.”

NASL is a second tier league and fast approaching a third tier league if they don’t get some serious investment.

Every time I read a Haisley article I’m further and further convinced he (and the rest of the people who pay NFL money every summer to watch ManU play half speed at Soldier Field every summer) only follow the sport because they want to feel cool and worldly. I’m not entirely convinced they enjoy actually watching

Boosted by the inclusion of historically significant clubs like the New York Cosmos, a handful of rich and ambitious owners, and the absence of a salary cap, the league’s threats of attracting and paying great players that could eventually result in a collection of teams better than what the self-neutered MLS has to

Now what?

First time through: man, that’s stupid.

No. They’re gross. So terrible. (Google Primanti’s. And next time you’re at a restaurant, see if they have a “Pittsburgh salad.” It’s a salad with fucking french fries on it,because why not?)

Looks like Trump finally found something he couldn’t sell.

He should play in MLS. That might not impress hipster esthete assholes who have a closet full of jerseys from teams they’ll never, ever see play live, but fuck them.