Can Kevin Draper handle all of deadspin's MLS coverage? It's fair, but honest about the flaws of the league, without the overflow of bile and scorn that comes with any Billy Haisley article.

Sure was lucky that someone had crashed their car into the rink so we could get this on video.

It feels like one of those Chinese knock-off products, where they copied the superficial elements to duplicate it, but clearly didn't understand what the product was or was used for.

Bill O'reilly claims he did the same to Hulk Hogan in '84.

'Shit hurts, don't it?'

The fake news sites that aren't actually satirical are baffling to me. It's not like they're just written by bad comedians - even though everything on the site isn't even remotely funny or actually satirical, I had always assumed that somehow they'd simply confused "not true" with "satire." It seems strange to think…

To me, the last model looks blue with black hair.

The Buffalo Bills would like to apologize for all of Boko Haram's Super Bowl Champion t-shirts.

I, for one, welcome our new Guzan overlord.

Erik Watts is on line 1, Batista Thumbs Up.

Can I guess how many times you use the term "Social Justice Warrior" in a day? I'm taking 11, but in the triple digits if you're feeling internet chatty.

It's just MLS. MLS won. You wouldn't say "The Major League Soccer won." You would say, however, "MLS won."

That Kansas City Chiefs helmet?

"OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY THIS IS GOING TO BE SO FUN."

I eat so much god dam pizza I skip the crusts mearly to avoid the extra carbs. Unless there's a good selection of dipping sauces. That's the one good thing Papa John's has added to the game.

He smells crime again, he's out busting heads. Then he's back to the lab for some more full penetration. Smells crime. Back to the lab, full penetration. Crime. Penetration. Crime. Full penetration. Crime. Penetration. And this goes on and on and back and forth for 90 or so minutes until the movie just sort of... ends.

Oi! Dis is Jizz Torrent, from Luvfist! And yer listenin' to V-ROCK!

Man that reference.... it's electric

Are we going to get some context here? Or just a picture of this guy making a stupid face?

A little context would be helpful