Misleading, I thought I was going to hear some of the music but it was just an person flapping gums & ranting.

"Not impressive when you consider the quality of the competition. I mean, none of them have ever won a European championship."

It's just not fair, how you white people suffer.

They'll lose in the playoffs.

You wanna find professional European soccer announcers to hang out in Minneapolis to announce 10 matches a year?

Oh toblerone. You seem like just chocolate, but then you leave mysterious chunks stuck to my teeth.

I think it's last in this case because Hershey's dark chocolate tastes like what I imagine the Dust Bowl did.

Didn't take long for the candy bar truthers to arrive

The Cavs introducing the Knicks to the nWo theme makes no sense considering they broke up the nWo in Miami and got Kevin Love to spin them into the nWo Timberwolfpac.

They also started the intro with the David Patrick Kelly "Warriors, come out to playyayy" chant, forgetting that the Warriors (and Riffs) then proceeded to (presumably) murder the people that taunting them. So, I guess it was appropriate.

Mr. Perfect's music would be perfect for home player intros.

"What the fuck is a 'Full House?'" -Miami Heat fans

I got a 31 on the ACT in 2003. Class valedictorian (pastor's daughter, natch) got a 29 and was so upset about it she took the SAT out of spite.

Gamers: "We want games to be considered Art!"

I wonder how many angry e-mails Budlight with Lime and Prescott Pharmaceuticals are gonna get this week.

Maybe I'm missing it because commenters are not self-identifying themselves as Native Americans, but there seems to be a fundamental disconnect here. White guys (or Asians or African-Americans or...) don't get to decide if Redskins is offensive or not. Only Native Americans do. Hey White Guy over there, I don't care…

I was called a redskin many times when I was growing up, and 100% of those times it led to a fist fight. It was used as a slur directed at Native Americans growing up in a white lower middle class neighborhood. If you need proof, go call a group of Native's redskins and see what happens.

You cut off the part where slime is dumped on the poor guy's head.

This is a good and balanced article, unlike the usual hatchet-job MLS bashing garbage that Haisley posts. Well done.