On the first day of White History Month, right after the Straight pride parade.

Easy. More road courses.

after a quick google search...

Serious question: do Brazilians, Colombians, and Argentinians say that the fates of their national teams depend on the strength of their domestic leagues too?

generally the USMNT always plays non US teams, so thats a start

YOU STILL LOSE AT LIFE.

A list of teams USMNT outperformed in the 2014 World Cup:

Wait, I thought he watched Benghazi!!!1! unfold live on satellite and munched popcorn while refusing to send help?

1 out of 4 was roughly George Washington's winning percentage, and we celebrate him all the time.

Apparently not all of us take advantage of the freedom to understand sarcasm.

Well they definitely fought for the freedom to miss jokes.

How many knockout stages in the World Cup have you qualified for?

I doubt you find much cause for celebration at all in your miserable existence.

Congrats on winning... one game... more than England!

If this doesn't give Ann Coulter a cerebral hemorrhage, I'm afraid we're stuck with her.

Matthew Le Tissier was amazing.

I am doing this new thing where instead of banning dumb comments outright, I recommend them so that people troll you instead of trolling me. I have recommended this comment.

Is there a reason you think the hominids who live on the plot of land called "United States" are dramatically different from the hominids who live elsewhere on the globe?

Keith blocked me on twitter the last time I did this. True story.

1. Aping the known fandom is how you start building your own style. This applies to all behavior. It will happen at it's own pace, and IS happening.