We did. We also found out that 1) sea water does not put it out, 2) it floats, and 3) it is really easy to almost burn down your town's entire fishing fleet if the tide is coming in.

"We want the Comment Ninja on that wall,

The map gets funnier if you imagine they were all named after the same 6 or 7 wandering tent-revival preachers.

When will Kinja allow us to give a post a black hole rather than a star?

I mean, fuck those idealistic white college students who were registering voters in the South in the 60s. Why couldn't they stay out of black people business?

There is a super easy test to see if your team name is racist or not, would you ever use that word in general conversation or communication. In the Redskins case, OF COURSE NOT. Take any refernece to Native Americans or Indians (start with Daniel Snyders op-ed piece from the other day) and replace Native American with…

This is just another case of hardworking Americans breaking their backs while non-Americans get a free ride. First it was driver's licenses in California, then it was health care, now it's soccer, or fooot-ball as they like to call it, and next it will be amnesty to illegal immigrants. It's all thanks to our president…

"GOOOOAAAAAAL The US of A PUTS us in the playoffs!!!!!" USA!
"It is because of the USA that we are being placed in the playoff ...BECAUSE OF THEM , NOT DUE TO YOU..NOT ANY OF YOU in the green shirts ....IT WAS THEM!!.NOT YOU!..THEY DID IT!!!!!NOT YOU! remember this forever..... KEEP THIS CLEARLY IN MIND FOR THE REST…

Here's how Mexican television announcers reacted, as Mexico's loss to Costa Rica was rendered meaningless: with screams, and scattered English phrases.

Chicago Black Hawks is not racist. They were named after a person; an Indian chief. That's not racist. Florida State Seminoles is not racist. They were named after a particular Indian tribe. Naming a team after a person or a tribe is ok. Redskins is racist. It's derogatory.

You sir, are a cunt.

And all the SMU fan go crazy.

I'm noodling on a tribute to the series. I don't think a re-review is really in order—what would I say other than "This is a great college football game because it's the last one you get to play"? But a proper send-off is due.

Kosar will now be sweating out the days until his arraignment.

Cannot get into Manly Guys Doing Manly Things. Don't like the humor or the art style.

Of all people, you'd think WNBA players would know to keep the kissing off of the hardwood.

Well if Mariano cried then I have no problem admitting I totally lost my shit.

Saw a bunch of 9-14 year old kids running out with their copies of GTA5 at the midnight launch this week, with their parents walking beside them, definitely a weird thing to see, but it doesn't surprise me these days, with a lot of parents being as detached from their kids and what their kids are doing these days.

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