Use that name at the Red Earth Pow Wow or at Haskell University. Let me know what happens.

33) Washington

As a Deadspin reader, I expected "Hit By A Car" somewhere.

...but no flimsier than the plot to many video games and movies of the period, one must concede.

I thought they did in the rulebook: something about space-based solar collectors doubling as a "Star Wars" defense network that would allow the US to hit anywhere at any time, enraging all to join up with the Soviets.

Submitted for your approval: The board game version. It's awesome, trust me.
http://www.fantasyflightgames.com/edge_minisite.…

USMNT coach Jürgen Klinsmann has taken up one of MY favorite pastimes recently: criticizing the U.S.'s subpar domestic soccer.

You poor thing! Stuck in a coma for the past 18 years!

This Bullshit Again.

We HAVE Promotion in the US - it's called "Get your act together, invest in stadium and club infrastructure, and put out a marketable enough product to get attendance and produce some good players - then MLS will come to you."

And we HAVE Relegation in the US: Blow your chance and never build up…

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Portland+Ti…

The last time that a Colombian did anything relevant to American Soccer:

Good footage of Ovi playing defense.

Twilight Struggle! My girlfriend and I play that often, usually with some good background music from 1963-1987. And bad accents, too.

I teach 9th grade World History, and we play Diplomacy as a class. I always set up one game with the 7 cattiest, snarkiest girls and let them fight to see who the best Cersei Lannister is.

Would have been so hard to get Haisley to write 7,000 words about how much better the KHL is than North American Hockey?

Or "George R.R. Martin Presents: NCAA Football."

This makes sense. The league has never penalized Jaguar fans for observing Quaker worship during games.

Of all the European nations you could bring up, I would feel most confident about MLS being superior in every way to Scotland's leagues.

We HAVE promotion: It's called "get a real plan, your own stadium, decent support, prove it over several years in USL or NASL, and then your market will get a top flight team."

"for whatever reason"

How about "Sending Montreal and San Jose down a league to play Harrisburg and Ft. Lauderdale would be an economic death sentence"?