Being saved by a bear was Twice as Hard for him to take

PGA Officials knew something was up when they heard Johnson say "first you get the bogey, then you get the birdie, then you get the woman."

I was expecting an article by Haisley about how inferior MLS players are to Vinnie Jones in this regard.

Call one of us that in person. Let me know what happens.

To understand this article, I had to find the "Poker Slang Terminology" book that I stuffed between my Coldplay CD, Livestrong bracelet and other things I lost from 2004.

Zap Rowsdower will be notified of your hate for Moosehead.

From The Desk of Michelle D. Beadle

Dear Sirs:
In light of the recent disgrace that has transpired, I am unable in good conscience to continue as a contributor for this network or its programming.

As a woman with years of experience as on-air talent, I am quite aware that cable sports programming…

Which is why we consider Tom Brunansky a far superior player.

Traveled by train...in a league that considered St. Louis a far-flung southwestern locale one the very edge of civilization.

Nice that Alistair Cook has moved on from hosting Masterpiece Theater to captaining the English Cricket Team

thx for the name love.

Forgot One!

So, the second-best rocker in New Jersey wants to buy the second-best team in Buffalo...

I though Marchman already post the definitive list of shit sandwiches.

sorry, the correct talking point is "I have lots of Indian friends who let me call them that, and they don't mind!"

not getting enough love. +1.

"we know a bribe when we see it"

you mean the name that natives ourselves came up with, and then formally approved, and that has never been used as a racist taunt? No, we actually approve of that one.

Joseph Merrick really deserves that shot, though.

I saw this coming. Helicopter moms all over Tennessee are telling their kids to stay away from Mike Fisher and Shea Weber.