The fans are the same people who haven't gone to a Mariner game in ten years.

If anything, that's proof that your fans halfway intelligent.

Of course Bret Hart jumped at the chance to meet Jeffrey Loria face-to-face: He'll avenge every Montreal Screwjob he can.

Wow. You're like the love child of Bill Simmons and Alex Jones.

As East Germany's only attempt at a comic book superhero, Max Stasi also had a rough go of it since making is debut in the 1970's.

Nah, you're probably right.

That Sounds AWESOME. I'm all about City Carpeting.

Rampages are back! Yes!

The Men Who Stare With A Sense of Regret at Goats

I forgot - If the US wins: None of it mattered, it was just a friendly, they weren't trying, it didn't count, the sun was in their eyes, etc....

If the US loses: See? They can't play, can't beat anyone, will get run off the field by the best, can't develop our own players...

"Ladies and Gentleman, we have a FUCKING football team."

-Zygi Wilf, Oct. 7, 2005

Yeah - Bosnia that's ranked 13th ahead of England, Russia, and us in the FIFA rankings, and is undefeated in their World Cup qualifying group with a goal difference of +20 in six games. Don't confuse them with Luxembourg

Don't forget pre-knee injury John O'Brien.

Yes, but I demand a love scene with Christina Hendricks.

Jason Statham as the exasperated assistant coach.

A Pass to India

Varsity Blues Bell

How did you get this gif of Sir Alex helping out David Moyes from the future?

It doesn't include the stadium, just the bench and locker room. Soccer doesn't allow phone/radio/cell communication on the bench, so he can't give instruction that way.

I can't help but feel bad for Donnie Moore's grandson. It must have taken a lot of courage for him to start pitching, and to have this happen to him on his debut...