Last time a Zucker had a hit like that, it starred Leslie Nielsen.

Dimsdale?!?!

It's only illegal if the player moves backward or stops. Otherwise, anything other than a lateral deke would be illegal.

+1

He's got 5 full years to get it down before 2018 in Russia. He'll be fine. Meanwhile, let us give thanks that Joe Buck wasn't tapped for this.

I don't know what they're upset about. I speak almost no Spanish and still understand them better than Joe Morgan.

He's in the wrong city. St. Marten of the Fields is in London, I thought.

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Do you dance like that, too? I gotta know...

Well, I certainly can't argue with that logic...

1) You did, or you wouldn't have chimed in and 2)Looks like quite a few people on here do, based on the discussions.

+1 Bette Midler's Understudy.

So it's MLB, you're saying.

Let's give a big Kotaku welcome to 1998 Jim Rome!

So what if there are teams in the South? If the fans show up, what's the problem? I'd rather have a healthy, well-supported team in Nashville than a ward of the state like Columbus. And expansion isn't even close to being Bettman's biggest mistake.

Contract Nashville and Tampa? A team that sells out every night and another that's No. 7 in attendance, respectively?

You poor thing! Having to go through life without a shift key or period key!

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You should have given a shit in English Comp class, however...