I want one for a moto!

your headline makes it sound like the Hawks players were arrested for stabbing Copeland.

The trucker hats were actually a fallback plan. Each member of the wedding party was originally supposed to get a flag with his or her name on it. Someone was supposed to pick them up from a store near the reception hall, but after a bit of a mix-up the flags were picked up in Dallas by mistake.

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...nothing to see here...move along...

Is anyone else creeped out by the Steve Nash pop-up on every post? Man, what a weird looking dude.

So it's the one fucking day you deserve it.

Honestly, if you (1) went to Syracuse, (2) played lacrosse, (3) looked like a douchy frat asshole, and (4) were named "Hayes McGinley," how could you not totally expect to get the Jesus Fucking Christ beat out of you at least once in your life by a guy named Big Jim Whitcomb.

(nephew comes to family reunion in neck brace and head bandage) (is met by a suspendered uncle sitting at a desk at the front gate) "Hayes, what is it ya say... ya DO here?"

they're asses because they brought beer, but you're an even bigger ass because you live in Baltimore

UMMM......OK, good on you mate! I'll take one of these and see you when you get there!

The only thing I can think is that we've agreed that he'll be put in a capsule (heh) and shot into the sun, but he'll be allowed to wear a really nice suit for the trip.

Cowboys play in Arlington, which is 15+ miles West of Dallas, so there goes that idea.

Thank you, professor. That's enough.

I was in an Toronto Canada once and a venerable Mounty how to get to the airport, and he said he didn't know. I was two exits away, so there's that.

I want to do an engine swap, but the most I've done is change the brakes on Oldsmobile 88. And I didn't even bleed the brakes properly...

Yes it does. I ran out of money and I didn't have the time to wait days to order new mounts, so I made better ones for $10.

Curious why the swap kit was so heavy? Is that hyperbole? Or is it just in reference to the load weight of the pallet? I remember I picked up my R154 transmission up in a parking lot swap and he literally handed it to me and I loaded it into my car.