Dang! Glad you made it safely in that rig!  I had a temp job with USPS years ago where I had to drive one of those.  It had bad brakes and a not great e-brake either which made stopping at mailboxes difficult...

Every solid front axle Jeep deserves a wave. (And also the IFS Wagoneer and Jeepster of yore).

But is there really?

There’s a huge difference between “Jeep wave” and “desperately trying to flag someone down because my Jeep broke down again”.

Like this?

I’m thinking megaphone and large flashing neon sign reading “WAVE NOW!”

Even that might not be enough.

When did “ETA” become synonymous with “Edit?”

Get out!!!

I love this guy. He is the real life (Russian) Red Green.

Mostly spy novels, and the occasional non-fiction.

I only got ejected once in high school but I preempted it. Summer league basketball I (clearly, come on) got fouled and no call. Of course the whole gym goes silent for whatever reason and I yelled—screamed really—what the fuck! in the general direction of the ref. I didn’t even wait for the whistle. I just walked out…

YESSSSSSS. This is how you kinja.

You typically have to own one to get much out of them. Otherwise, you’d have to rent one, or perhaps borrow one from a friend.

Well it’s white, so it will obviously generate far more income than it’s worth.

By driving flat out, I win my happiness.

This is why I record myself in the office. Years and years of experience and I just keep getting better. Year 2: shut the door when you sleep. Year 4: they’re all gone by 6 that’s when it’s sAfe for the vodka. Year 12: vodka is ok really anytime as long as your on time. Year 15: board shorts and a super soaker on…

I guess will start seeing Kias crashing out of Cars and Coffee now.

How is having a pump w 98 in it as premium, a 92 mid grade, and an 87 low grade taking away your liberty? Gimme a break.

I wonder if they ever got Olympic fencer Daryl Homer to rank things?

Oh shit, he pulled the first recorded “double Tebow”. Well, you know Ray, if you’re gonna do something serious, make sure to do it double