Damn, Fluffy Bunny gets around. Reminds me of my ex...

I don't know why, but that car looks like a corolla.

Well, technically Eli only has one. He lost the other one in the ball pit at a McDonald's PlayPlace.

No serious injuries were reported,

Donnell was later heard arguing vehemently with Port Authority police that because the plane got two wheels down, it technically had landed in bounds.

So Larry crash lands on snow and gets a nice Instagram moment...the same thing happens to Josh Hamilton and he gets judged and possibly suspended.

In related news, Eli would like to let everyone know he was on a train that went "choo choo."

#teamjoeytallywacker

Say what you want about Chris Farley in 2015, but at least he hasn't sunk as low as Rob Schneider.

Watched this in class and girl next to me is literally on verge of tears. Nature's fucked up

you already fucking said this.

Whatever Dez did at least he's not an internet grammar nazi. I mean that's really fucking annoying.

All we need is Sting vs Taker at next month's Mania to complete the "fights I stopped clamoring for ages ago" category.

"ohyeahbabyworkit"

Wouldn't be odd if the program was offered in Vietnamese and Slim Thug performed pre-game, either. Don't besmirch the diversity of the H - especially if you live in Katy or some cargo-shorted 'burb.

Native Texan here. Saw my first game at the 'Dome in 1965. I'll have to say these cover reflect the wildcatter mentality quite well. I agree with you 100% that is would not be odd in today's H-town.

To hurt your feelings.

I don't think Vina gets enough credit for holding onto that.

Fan: Man, I really wish I had a front row seat for this.