small quibble, "road rage" implies losing it over some trivial driving faux pas. Someone rear-ending you at a stop light is grounds for maximum apeshit fury.

Yes, yes he was.

"It's hard to tell if Woodbury is doing this maliciously"

410. More like 410-ate to not be dead of a heart attack, amirite!?

This man is an absolute disgrace to all North Dakotans. The example this man is setting for those young women is truly appalling. Too drunk to operate the Zamboni, that is the single most ridiculous thing I've heard.

Not just any catheter — Koala Katheter tm. Also a good name for an ironic, death-metal hipsterMidnight Oil cover-band. The time has COOOOOOOOOOOME.

Doesn't the WWL have a "SportsScience" guy on the payroll? Or has he been gagged and kept in Bill Simmons' basement all week?

I've updated this post to include a little more about Stevens's long history of being arrested.

I know it's the offseason for him, but Troy Polamalu has really let himself go.

It was shirts v. skins, man. How else are you going to remember teams?

I got robbed in Maui. It was actually by two white surfers that I had bought burritos and a pack of cigarettes for the day before, because they bought beer for me. I showed up to my hotel pretty banged up and one of the clerks asked me what happened, who was a pretty cool local. What I didn't know is that he was also…

That arm motion is called The Heliflopter

They often have to change their numbers when their phones have been taken as part of a rape investigation.

His new number is too long to fit on it.

Oh please. If someone handed me even $10,000 when I was 21 there was no way I would have managed it correctly. And probably the first thing I would have done would have asked my dad "What would be the smart thing to do with this?" I think that in Hockey and Baseball and to a lesser extent Football we tend to forget…

hit Weber in the grill like that and you're gonna get burned.

True. It distracted from the sophisticated humor of the fake blowjob.

Fuck off, chubby

Keeping one eye on what's going on around her is a wonderful tribute to Stuart Scott.

I personally enjoyed the hootin' and hollerin' about the huge comeback that was in their favor, with no regard to the feelings of the John Tyler kids, immediately followed by "god bless those kids, I'm sick, I'm gonna throw up".