I'll tell you what's out of this world... the new winter styles at J.C. Penney!
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Powell may call it "running train", but UNC calls it studying to become an engineer.
To be fair, that car was specifically told to keep all the doors locked when it was babysitting.
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At the Lexus Cup of China, the International Skating Union's Grand Prix of Figure Skating, there was a real…
Well, if you want to get super-pedantic, he went on an insane rampage, was apprehended, and then masturbated, so the rampage itself was not masturbatory at all according to the reports.
In 1987 I paid my cousin $9 to shut up about Metroid.
Oklahoma City's MASH unit is in town to play the Nets tonight. Should be a good one.
The only thing that US fans of the Dynamo fight with is obesity.
No, just go with me here. I mean this might sound a little crazy, but give it a listen. [licks lips nervously] Are we even sure troops were sent over there in the first place? [tugs at a string of gum] Like, yeah I saw all those pictures of supposed [does air quotes] soldiers on the ground [does air quotes again]…
Is he going to play QB?
I puked from chemo last night... #humblebrag
My plan was to walk it all off. I can walk off a barf. I can grit and scrap my way out of a barfy situation.
Incredible bike. And possibly the most effective natural selection device ever produced. Many, many bros will meet their demise on this crotch rocket.