I was relieved to learn the headline was discussing two completely separate topics.

Which A Song of Ice and Fire book is this from? ;-)

People are going to go apeshit when she awards a first down for advancing 7.8 yards.

Ummmm....you know Lyme disease is real, right? There’s this really cool place you can go called a medical clinic (it’s super fun! they have needles!) and they can test for *gasp* BACTERIA and prove the existence of a well known disease! Come to my town for a week. Watch the people limping down the sidewalk because…

All you need to know about Charley Rosen. Here's his old man take on a 17-year old Lebron James.

THIS is your comment? This. Did you fucking hurt yourself patting yourself on the back after this one? Did you call your mother and say "Mommy I made a funny joke today...LOLz...let's just say it involves CAMERAS...and....(wait for it)...BILL BELICHICK"

+1 other person who reads Deadspin, AND appreciates Bridges To Babylon.

Umm, who is saying Simmons was a dud on RAW? Because people who actually watch wrestling are definitely NOT saying that: http://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircl…

Simmons was head and shoulders better than every other joker on that panel.

"Wow that guy from Vikings organization is really riding him!"

What, no love for "this list is invalid because?"

Paleo, bro

Probably has to do with the fact that there are Toros in the atmosphere of Minnesota.

"We're the top team in the state and if they didn't want their second- and third-place medals, I couldn't care less."

A hearty slow clap, straight to the top with this one. Here I am trying to work a Pac-Man Jones strip club joke into this thread and you sweep me off my feet.

Be fair; as a wife, I have given less than enthusiastic consent on occasion — it's still consent.

9/11 Truthers Love Pete Carroll

Ok, so as a non-fan of soccer you don't actually want an explanation. You have it all figured out.

Exactly. The structure to produce more and better players is finally starting to fall into place. Hoping that some pedigreed carpetbaggers show up to bleed off the best talent seems odd.

Yup. It's a long generational process. Hell, even this year's Germany started building 10 years ago. The DFB took control of their youth system and revamped it. The current Belgium team were cultivated for this and 2018 World Cup. It takes time.