Usually works out well for all involved.

WHY DOES A WRESTLING SHOW HAVE A CONSTABLE??

#MeToo Heads South, Flightless-Bird Patriarchy Imperiled

Or Welcome to the Hellmouth.

#21 isn’t Dirk. Definitely Bob Sura. 

Metal in the soil? Glass?? Hanford, Washington mocks what you call a “toxic waste site.”

She’s on the first flight to Atlanta for Warriors East.

#RELEASETHELUCASCUT

Apropos to nothing:

It already is.

I mean, Roger Clemens and Peyton Manning both married steroid-popping lady friends, so yeah, wives are the devil.

Tangential to this question, can CM Punk sue WWE for HIPAA violations for their physician admitting in court that he texted other wrestlers to discuss his medical history?

“In light of Bottini’s actions, the NFL moved swiftly to take the New England Patriot’s first round draft pick for the 2019 NFL draft.”

Seriously? There’s no better timestamp for 2003 than large belt buckles and Von Dutch clothing.

HE’S GONNA TAG WITH THE ROCK???!???!!!!

Wait ‘til he comes back as The Guy Who Beat Vince McMahon in Court.

Quantum realm, brah. Ant-Man and Hawkeye pop around the timeline to try to fix things.

“Black hole?” BAH. Kneel call me by my true name: GALACTUS.

Two soul stones in communion. 

Deader than a box of rain.