Dude’s always making passes at others.

Girl, let me slide in there...

This is amazing. Please never go back to Jezebel. You’re at home here.

Will Greg Oden be gracing us with his tremedous length today?

THIS IS THE THIRD ACT OF A DISNEY SUNDAY NIGHT MOVIE.

Sure, but does he weigh 375? Because I’m thinking a sumo wrestler would be pretty hard to get a shot by...

Is having an extraordinarily large man in a tiny goal a lacrosse thing? Any reason hockey’s not yet tried this?

This is pretty much 78 percent of the guys on my freshman year dorm floor at Tulane.

The sad, wonderful thing about your comment is how it’s likely that fewer people get your reference than those about She’s The Man...

Not if Bill Belichick picks him first to be his new tight end

Oh, man, Jezebel gonna freak when you push for the answer, and it’s revealed to be Ted Cruz.

All these years I’ve been slumming it with rump roasts, when I could’ve risen above my station by eating Trump roasts.

With your point of view and pragmatism, I’d be inclined to support your candidacy, swearing-be-damned.

Exactly. She’s been running this marathon for nearly a year. She’s the target of high-energy confrontations each day. She’s being asked to discuss issues that are twenty years old. Some kid comes at her with another confrontational stance, and guess what? She doesn’t want anymore of it. I applaud her for being as…

Slo-mo slobber coming off a ball at 127 mph.

Rasmus has to draw his hat down low to hide the big W carved on his forehead.

Are we certain she’s not just a new character for an upcoming episode of Girls?

Clearly you’ve never seen a Golden Tee league.

In the world of NASCAR advertising, this is the very first no-sell.

I'm assuming this clip happens 15 seconds in from the opening bell, no?