Based on the size differential, he should call it "picking on the Little League player."

It would seem that Rufio finally escaped Neverland.

SHUT YOUR FACE YOU NON-"TURKEY TV/YOU CAN'T DO THAT ON TELEVISION" WATCHING INFIDEL!

So to summarize, the Americans are allowed to score, but still can't win.

Are we limited to oils, or lubricants in general? Because there's always a place for liquid Downy.

I guess I finally understand why they always called him "Night Kap."

Green-eared spaghetti monster!! THEY CAUGHT THE WRONG MAN!!!

Who knew Peyton Manning's kid was shagging balls for the Royals??

He'll still need to wait 40 years before he owns the Colts.

Wait 'til he begins stack ranking his players. See you later, Bench Guys 8-12!

Ok, I'm a lifelong, diehard Sox fan, and I acknowlege that at the time I was on the west coast and saw very few games during the regular season, but I definitely don't remember that play. Maybe it's because that season is bit of a blur because of all the crazy, amazing stuff that happened (and lingering PTSD from the…

Is that last guy Breakfast Club Emilio Estevez?

You can't teach James Harden that either.

Aw, you scared her away!

Probably, but he'll need @yeahjeets2 to be a tad bit porn-ier.

Sure looks like the Seahawks have almost solved that Adderall problem. Almost.

This is what happens when you stand between Blake Griffin and the clothes hamper.

There is ONLY Chick-fil-A.

SHREDDED.

Name seems about right.