"Today the New York Rangers announced a team initiative to support Tort Reform, beginning with swift move to correct the wrongs and harm done by one party to another's person, property or other protected interests. Like that done by our former coach."

Silly Euros. You can't be a footballer's wife if your resume includes ruining the career of a BASEBALL player.

Silly wide receiver. There's only one Joe Morgan who can manage to successfully down 12 straight.

Usually it's Curtis Jackson throwing sales, not the other way around.

She'd be neutral like the Swiss, and declare herself a Key-lieber.

Even in retirement, Keyshawn is always late to make the catch.

When you grant as many wishes as that guy does, you're bound to eventually do one for a fan who wants nothing to do with you.

"Pitchers and catchers" has never been so literal.

"Is 'eat' the same as 'crush'? HIGH FIVE!"

"Pictured" looks like his blow face.

They're calling this program, "Fly Me to the Poon."

A "Goodson" by any other name is still a... nah. Nevermind.

+1. Fantastic.

He's the most controversial "Rob Ford" since this moment:

Who knew that Billy Kidman was such a big hockey fan??

"We've got the best fans in the business," coach Mark Jackson said.

Bachelors III wasn't nearly as good as the first two.

That was a stipulation of the "Tort Reform Movement of '77."

More like murder my wallet. There's no way you can bring a family of 4 to the ballpark if this is what they're each expected to eat.

Coming up on CNN, Crossbar, with your hosts Tim Thomas and Ilya Bryzgalov.