Exactly.

As a Pats fan, the only parties allowed to mention 18-1 are the Giants and the Undertaker.

In that case, it could always be a Johnson.

3rd down kick from the 1, so that the other team doesn't have their returner back.

Yeah, but if they by chance were watching when a Firefly marathon was on, they might be willing to give us a pass...

It saddens me that we were deprived of the stories of Iranian athletes who couldn't make their matchup with an Israeli competitor because of crosstown traffic.

Bones to Mean Gene: "Who are you to doubt El Dandy??"