I see your Viper and I raise you a Plymouth.. Plymouth Prowler, courtesy of the “super-hero” Night Man. My brother worked on this show.. oh-so-long-ago... he plays the sax too. BOOM! #micdrop

Tavis, what you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may…

Evil Earworm, squiggly and squaggly, dig deep back into the aural earth from whence you came. Stay. Stay away from sunlight, from my ear... and between breaks of NFL games, though you continue, you try to appear. Die. Die slow, die firm. Die.

In mother Russia, you don’t sink truck, truck sinks you.

I brag about it because my toyota guy will work on my Elise for the same price as any other toyota. No exotic upcharge. Once someone hears it’s a reliable car, they have this “I wish I knew that” look on their face.

Ur just jealous $kaycog snaked your idea.

Well played...how I feel about my Elise. The less practical, the better, I say.

How dare you Torch:

I saw FF1 in theaters.. people were peeling out in the parking lot.. it was a ridiculous scene. FF2 I bought on DVD and the rest I’m pretty sure I haven’t seen. When FF7 came into theaters, I had recently bought my first “dream car”, a 2005 Lotus Elise in BRG...I fell apart in my chair at the last scene... and every…

Another Range Rover publicity stunt?

Lotus Run in Temecula, CA this morning with the folks from Sector 111

That’s exactly what I do. If I have to park my Elise next to someone.. I park it next to someone who is likely a “car person” who’d have a cool car and would thus respect it in kind. Even with the “park it far away” method.. there’s always SOMEBODY who inexplicably parks next to me. It’a meme on my Instagram.

And I’ll just keep enjoying my Elise *eats popcorn* and watch all you bicker about nonsense with a grin on my face

She also claimed to have sex with a ghost... so there’s that.

I’d make a special baseball bat with them flyin’ shards.

The dealership I bought my 06 Ranger from had absolutely no idea when I could get parts and went on to express more concern about the Mustangs on their lot. Essentially they’ll get parts for the cars they still want to sell and I’ll have to drive around a death machine. Thanks Ford. I was hoping to sell this truck a…

I have an 06 Ranger, which was already on a passenger airbag list... in August the dealership told me they’d let me know when parts were available. Guess what they told me today? Exactly that. They don’t have the parts. They won’t even sign you up for a waiting list.

Pretty sure it’s a lambo, bro. C’mon.. someone had to... and I’m surprised it’s me.