Why don’t you create something, you hater bitch?

I have fake tattoo on my weiner, wanna see, Internet?

Kara, he has made something that the world has enjoyed. You have not. Score one for Ed.

What the fuck do you know, you're a writer? You don't have to do shit in the morning?

I had a good day. Shit happens everyday. Fuck you, get off my cloud!

Yeah, but how's his knee doing?

Well, at least he didn't break his cock. Or is that something we should root for now?

Well, the shooter killed himself too. Although not sure if that ahole counted as a person?

1 playoff win since 1957!!! 58 goddamn years of futility. That cannot be said enough.

I grew up in Michigan and moved to California because Michigan sucks. Now I’ll often wear a Lions jersey to sports bars or stadiums there, sometimes even when the Lions aren’t playing. When people wear jerseys of any other sports teams in enemy territory they are often met with anger and have insults hurled at them,…

You went to a super bowl. Go fuck yourself. My team has won 1 playoff game since 1957. Eat a dick!

It’s called capitalism. If you don't like it move to Cuba, you damn Commie. Or get another job.

Last year had 4727 yds, 39 yds, and 15 ints. How dare you call that disappointing? Thru week 10 he was the MVP of the league.

That is incorrect. I can judge you. I think you're stupid for blowing off your finger. See, I just judged you. I also judge you for incorrectly saying that I cannot judge you. I also think you are a liar. Judged!

“Me and Sapp gonna be back here next year.”

DEEEEEEEEETROIT!

Haha, you're fired!!!

I punch em in the cooter

Yoko

That's not funny.