Schefter will always be better and more successful than you. Suck it, hater. Wallow in your jealousy.

He’s an alcoholic

Yeah, playing against Chinese people.

UR A TWAT

I prefer the classic:

Tweet pictures of your cooter. I'd be interested in that.

Petition?!? Hahahahaha, isn’t that when peasants think they have power? No one cares about you, peasants!!!

Chris, I reject you.

Albert is the the NBA what Orrin Hatch is to Hip Hop. He should stick to being a fat ass.

Is Bobby Finger your real name or your gay porn name?

Awwwwww... Poor ladies getting upset about not getting paid more money to say words that men wrote for you?

I don't find women very funny, but I enjoy her tits.

Beer Advocate’s recipe is better

Cool, so crack is ok after all?

Fuck babies. What have they ever done for us?

Albert, I don't like U.

How hard is it to obey a rule? He intentionally broke the rule with the sole purpose of getting attention and sympathy. If I go and spray paint, “RIP mom” on your house, is it ok because I'm giving tribute to someone? No.

You can’t spell “Doom” without “Odom”.

Well, maybe not all NCAA infractions...

Fuck you, watch football, you poof!