Will they still show twats?

Haha, women, haha. Now get mad and prove his point. Haha, you can't win!!!

Yeah, but he's a man and he probably told a joke about a female or something some time so we can't like him. Cut his dick off!!! Yay, Jezebel!!!

Counterpoint: Fuck you, bitch!!!

When I walk by with my “Female Body Inspector” T-Shirt.

Kate Dries vaginas

Sorry, gays, you don't get to claim Lennon. He wasn't gay, just a hippie.

Nah, I think I'm good, I don't stick my caramel apples up my butt like you do, Mark.

You can’t spell, “Oh no” without hydrocodone.

I thought it was because he's gay

I’ve obtained some of Diana’s email.

I blame Goodell. He's a dickhead.

No, still funny. He's not me.

Sunday. I'm a Lions fan. I wasn't just that loss, just the realization that life is not fair and it will never get better.

He didn't maintain the catch. It's not that hard. The rule is not wrong, you are just too stupid to understand it.

I enjoy Bill Simmons. You can all go fuck yourselves. Get off his dick, jealous haters.

Cool, how is that going to affect my fantasy team?

You are suggesting that I watch the WNBA, Rosanne, Golden Girls, or Drumline instead of the NFL?!?!? Chris, go fuck yourself. You are not a man.

We “let” our kids talk to us that way because we are more focused on being teachers to them and raising them to learn right and wrong to become productive members of society than we are beating them to help our pride and raise violent criminals with mental problems.

Will, did it turn your boyfriend’s penis green?