Sorry, she wanted my dong.

What if you drink it thru your butt?

Who?!?

That scientist ought to lose his license. And try getting laid. Condoms fucking suck.

He was also diagnosed as being a pussy.

At least he’s got pretty socks. #pussy

Either way he's a faggot

I'm not defending him, but there is a difference between ha I got sex with willing 17 year olds and diddling a 5 year old

Damn, his plea bargain is for 5-12 years and $1.4 million?!? You got bad lawyers, bro.

He said Deadspin writer, not unemployed guy.

So is that why he had no soul? He sold it to the devil to win that game?

Well we feel like you suck.

DEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-TROIT!!!!

No, he can buy whores.

Secuirty?!?

Hey, about about you create your own content instead of just link to someone else’s work and say, “isn’t this dumb?”

How are you still bleating about famous dudes, jealous woman?

You don't need to put a bunch of sugar and fruit into bourbon unless you're a pussy.

Why the fuck would we want to have a conversation with a woman?

Haha, Hope Clover! What a stupid name!!!