Fuck that, I do what I want. And amazingly, that's what women actually want. Not some pussy ass fuckstick that prances around everything in fear of offending someone.

None of this is your business. This is why he didn't want to give up his damn phone.

34 seconds?!? That’s not long enough to masterbate to!

Eat my dick

Really, that’s your story? Man... girls are f’n lame.

Maybe he'll finally be able to get laid now?

4th grade summer we we all took some dude we hated’s camera and shoved it down our pants and took pictures of our wieners (no faces) so that when his mom got the film developed, she'd think he was gay.

Wait, you cannot rape your wife as in you shouldn’t do it or you can’t rape your wife as in you can’t be charged? There’s a big distinction there.

Damn, is this going to make the prices go up like it did for pot?

Ewwww, women are gross.

But I DO know your father, Gawker showed us all his wiener.

I once saw someone reading Jezebel on their phone. Ugh!!!

“Great, Jemele is one of my favorite writers.”

Maybe Howard Bryant can choke Jemele and kill two birds with one stone? Bimini and Michael Smith are cool, though.

Separate but equal, eh?

Except Drew, he's cool.

Team Colin.

You may not like what he said, but can you disagree with it?

Fuck you, author. Women being weak is not a conspiracy. We don't care about you enough to plot shit like that. You ain't even on our radar.

Ok, playing devil’s advocate, it’s not a complex game to coach because of third of the players don’t even speak the some language as the coach does. There did I save his career?