So you drained all you batteries with your vibrators?

Yes, obviously we make them, we just don't brag about them and call them our flagships.

No, Kevin, you are wrong. He trapped it and it was obviously not a catch to anyone who was not a Cowboys fan, a moron, or both. Quit crying and learn the rulebook.

Tim, I dislike you.

Hey, black people, how about you stop trying to be “black writers” and just try to be “writers”? You don’t hear white people calling themselves “white writers”. I don't give a f—- what you look like. If you're good, you're good, if you're bad, you're bad. Join society.

Nice cross-racial reference.

So you’re saying we need affirmative action for white NBA players? Maybe make their shots worth 3 or 4 points, instead of 2 or 3?

Are you his wife? Then it's pretty scary. It may beat you.

Wife beater.

What about California lagers? Oh, wait... That's right. Lagers suck and we know how to make real beer.

Tom Ley wishes it was his dick that he grabbed.

Steven Smith and Jason Whitlock are way more successful than Greg Howard will ever be.

Greg, we don't like or respect you.

Bro, you better learn the name, Kristaps. That dude can ball. Just because you're ignorant and xenophobic, doesn't make you clever. You probably called Dirk, Jerk NoDickSki years ago and thought you were clever, too?

No, Tom, that is you. Melon won the NCAA championship, an Olympic gold medal, and is a multimillionaire.

(Link video to bear master bating)

Haha, women are stupid!!!

No. Weak. Get off ESPN’s nuts, you jealous haters.

Greg, ESPN doesn't want you. You suck. Get off their nuts.

Fuck U. U create something, hater bitch!