Who plays kickball with a soccer ball?!? Of course you're going to get a home run every time. It's not that Marshawn is doing anything special, it's that they're doing it wrong.

What if the person trying to make you take the breathalyzer isn't a cop? Then it would be smart to decline it.

So like most white suburban 3rd graders at the time, I grew up wanting to be a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle (anyone but, Raphael, his swords were too short). So I ended up begging my mom to take karate classes and ended going up to a tournament in the big city an hour away from our little town.

You suck, Kyle

So what are the odds that Steve Balmer paid DJ extra cash under the table to stay?

Religion is stupid and so is Russell Wilson and Chris Broussard

Jason Whitlock > Greg Howard

He's gay.

DEEEEEEEEE-TROIT!!!!!

Fuck the Yankees. That’s his money. You can’t choose to not pay a guy his contract cause you don’t like him.

$20mil per year = 👌🏿. Fuck u Kyle. Suck a dick. .🐺👍👃🏿👇🏿🙏🏿🌵🍄🍁🍀

He got paid $20 mil for one year to PLAY basketball. Go fuck yourself, Kyle. 😖😡😢😂😱😹🙀

Narcs can suck it. You can't stop science. Eat a dick!

In what way, fuckwad?

Knicks > Kyle

Give him a break, he's just trying to get laid by Jenny again

He probably ate them

👍💪🏿💨🔥😂👿😁💤💤💩💀

1 guy, 1 cup. 💩💩💩. 💀💀💀. 💨💨. ❤️

Tom eats poopz. .💩💩💩