For the millionth fucking time, Adam Schefter was not and is not bound by HIPAA.

That’s code for; “I might not completely agree with him, but thank God he’s doing something about all these brown people.”

The comment about having to drag her luggage “nearly two miles” is particularly tone deaf when compared to someone who left all their belongings behind to flee a war. I’d actually respect the comment more if it was Chris Berman b/c there’s no way he could haul a suitcase two miles.

Si, si, very intrigued.

And doing coke.

Shame on you for arguing against reparations for the Braves.

It seems hypocritical to keep referring to it as an egg and not a chicken.

At what point can we just say that refs are punishing Cam for being “uppity”?

Wired mused, “if our math is right... their boycott [is] a protest against free speech.”

Dances With Wolves taught me that shitty white people make the best Native Americans

Ironically, “hey we’re both broke and everyone totally expects us to end up together anyway,” is also how I proposed to Mrs. Sidebar a few years after we graduated college.

So like when K-Mart merged with Sears?

So, just so we are clear here is a quick summary of Tammy Duckworth’s life:

Look, domestic abuse typically affects women, but touchdown celebrations could be damaging children, male children at that. I think it’s appropriate that mentally and physically torturing your wife for years gets you a 1 game suspension, but possibly altering the air pressure in a football deserves over a year in…

Good thing he was only drunk while banging on the door and not high ‘cuz that shit’ll get you like four games

“So you can’t hire the white serial domestic abusers either? Well, that is a surprise and I will certainly count that as a valuable lesson learned.”

Also worth noting that Hayes compared 1 year of B1G revenue to 4 years of scholarship value. The actual disparity is 4 times as large.

I know Jesus too. He drives an older Nissan pick-up truck, filled with lawnmowers, hedge clippers, and weedwhackers. Jesus mows and manicures my mum’s lawn once a month. Muchas gracias, Jesus.

An angry john in Cincy throws a hooker off the top of 3 story building.