Married men everywhere are sobbing.

So the image of a policeman getting murdered is more upsetting than the actual deaths of black men at the hands of police? Got it.

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A government spokesperson told the BBC that, in fact, “It’s a civil servant’s cat and does not belong to the Camerons - he will be staying.”

Molly on the other hand..

Just like the Catholic church, everybody knew, no one did anything,

So are they walking out on the justice and accountability part? Or the fact that they dared to wear a shirt with names of two dead black men?

“...after I was hit on the head, knocked unconscious and started hallucinating.”

I liked this kid until I saw the hat on his head. Poor life choices.

Yep. Dude made a great rotation to get that first block but he was way too deep to contest the dunk. Everybody is going to Whoop & Holler about what a vicious facial that was, but it was just two points.

#GorillaLivesMatter

Harambe.

That bat flip was the capstone to an insane inning of baseball, one in which everyone in my house, who had no rooting interest in the game, was on their fucking feet, losing their minds.

Bartolo Colon is the only true and righteous sportsman on the planet.

In case y’all forgot, Carli Lloyd was the best athlete on the planet for those sixteen minutes. I’m sure the MSU thing will get a lot of votes simply for the sheer schadenfreude of it, and Jose Bautista’s bat flip was indeed righteous, but man, Carli Lloyd owned the world.

He said after November.

How can this be anyone other than Sepp Blatter? Shit, the award should be named the "Sepp Blatter Award for Sleaziest International Sports Official."

IMHO, as long as FIFA is on the ballot, the only other possible contestant is missing from your list. I’m talking, of course, about the International Olympic Committee.

Shut it down folks.

This is legitimately one of the worst articles Deadspin has ever published.