This little girl has now gotten more playing time with the Wolves this season than Shabazz Muhammad.

Oh sure, but when I dress up in a furry costume and grab a small white girl in Utah, it's all FBI this, and Amber Alert that.

Michelle Obama's post game interview:

"I'm the best First Lady in the game. You put a medicore shooting guard like Dwyane Wade on me and that's what you get! Don't ever talk about me!"

Erik Spoelstra looked petrified. I don't blame him.

Brady: "We win with graciousness." And we lose because Mr. Kraft only pays me and anytime anyone else wants a raise, we jettison him.

"I just taste for the first time a can of Old Milwaukee...MAN WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU AMERICA?"

Says the man who left a pregnant woman to hook up with a different woman. Nice definition of class there, Tom

Relevant - Sherman in a white dress shirt and silver sequined bowtie interviewing fans on the street who hate Richard Sherman but don't know it's him:

NBA Whites Overpaid President:

As with all competitions that involve judges, figure skating is not a sport.

I coach college football to teach young men about responsibility and teamwork and accountability. The sport isnt about making money, its about helping young adults grow into great people and I take offe—hold on its my agent...uh, Texas just offered to double my salary, I'm outta this shithole, suckas!

Well you sure as hell wouldn't want sloweners, would you?

9.7 seconds. I clocked that cartoon bear penis on the air for 9.7 seconds. I checked four times because I was sure I was doing it wrong, but within a tenth each time, there it is. For most packages (groan) that's enough time for three different b-roll shots. Not here, friends. We want nearly 10 seconds of graphic…

Same goes for Skyline Chili.

Also, this:

He'll be lost to free agency by 2015.

He may not be athletic, but he'll more than make up for it with scrappiness and work ethic.