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Jesus Christ. How much true love can we withstand? (Please don’t fuck this up you guys. You’re a bright light in Trumplandia.)

Ok am I batty, or do Heath Ledger and Megan Markle have the same face? Sans her makrup and hair, sans his scruff. Not a conspiracy theory, just an observation. (Unless you want it to be...)

It’s a “gift with purchase” for the people of the UK.

No actual hate whatsoever for the two of them, they look gorgeous and in love.

This is disturbing and entertaining at once. WTF.

Love can do wondrous things. A lot can happen in those twenty-seven seconds.

I’ve long stopped being horrified at how many grown ass adults I’ve met and seen who are totally ignorant in these matters.

I still at times can’t believe that our love created life!

“But now that single mother doesn’t pay a penalty for not having health insurance, so she wins! MAGA!”

“no, it’s fine. a lot of people have work done - my aunt, my sister, my cousin. it’s just usually they wanted to look more mature and sexy, but i get this for you. it really matches your whole ‘american girl doll come to life’ fashion choices, too.”

“couldn’t they give you like, a better chin? I mean I can still see your brothers faces when I look at you.”

“have you considered having some work done? ...oh, you have? and this is the result? okay... cool.”

I’ve had several self-proclaimed “most conservative person you’ll ever meet” tell me I’m foolish for not having a business in my own name. Not to pursue a dream or to fill a niche in the market, but to be able to write off so many more items come tax time.

One CEO—the Papa John’s asshole, IIRC—literally said that he doesn’t feel obligated to pass any higher profits on to his workers. I’m quite certain other CEOs feel the same way.

I have noticed a serious lack of foresight among the conservative people I know. Like, they don’t for a second consider how healthcare for all would benefit them personally, or how it’s cheaper to fix shit before it breaks more and is more expensive. Like you say, all they care is that they get their $50 now, not that

Imagine a child of divorced parents going to spend a week at camp. Parent A packs the kid a week’s worth of meals, a bag full of warm clothes and equipment, a tent, the train tickets and $5 “spending money”. Before boarding the train, Parent B steps in and takes away the meals, the warm clothes, the equipment, the

I am a mom, not a single one. I do not feel like the GOP has helped me at all. I do not have maternity leave. They want to cut Medicaid which covers mostly pregnant women and children. I was horribly harassed in my job while pregnant and you know what I could do about it? NOTHING until they fired me (which they did

I think she’s going to send the kid to work in all the coal mines that Orange Overlord is going to reopen ...?

I heard this fucking asshole on NPR this morning. He said in brief - “For a single mother a deduction for a child is $1,000. We have doubled that deduction to $2,000!!!!! And DEMOCRATS HAVE TURNED THEIR BACKS TO SINGLE WORKING MOTHERS....”