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Her plastic surgery usually makes her look a bit off, but this is a good picture of her.

I’ve worn the same kind of perfume for over 12 years now. I’m good.

Yeah this is a Darwin awards in the making.

But...but those aren’t science, “they’re just formulas”...formulas that came out of the air by spontaneous generation.

I heard a great point to counter these fools - sorry, but I can’t remember the source. Essentially it was to ask them why nobody’s been to the edge? Wouldn’t that be a cool place to visit? Not to mention providing the obvious “proof”.

One can only hope...there are already too many stupid people. One less isn’t a bad thing.

Great. Do it. Bye Felicia.

Oh he ded.

Your first sentence is gold.

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Didn’t Pastor Skip already try and fail to make Christianity cool?

Judah Smith was profiled on [don’t remember. Vice News, maybe? Doesn’t matter]. Anyway, he did his whole charismatic hipster routine, touting a new, contemporary approach to Christianity, then the reporter asked him about reproductive choice and gay rights and he said of course he opposes those things.

sure, these are hypothetical, but they’re based on what internet providers have already done even with some regulation. waiting and hoping is a dangerous move if you’re worried about this issue

In my churchy days, I once visited a church where a young blonde pastor rolled up his sleeve to show me his Transformers tattoo of Megatron, or whatever. “Because, like, the Bible says we’re to be transformed, not conform to the world...you know?”

Church is just a really shitty book club about the Bible. Trying to treat it otherwise is just putting lipstick on a pig.

Church joke:

He’s IRL Pastor Casey

Man, these guys really need to learn their Bible.

I recently listened to “pastor” Carl Lentz on the Bill Simmons podcast and was left with the feeling that he just desperately wants to be around famous people.

Hard pass, thanks.