OMG A LATE-BREAKING ENTRY IN THE SCARY STORIES CONTEST, WHAT A TWIST
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As far as curses go, that’s a pretty work-appropriate one.
As someone who was just committed to a psychiatric hospital a couple of months ago (on my birthday no less), I can tell you that “breakdowns” do not magically turn you into a racist, antisemitic, violent person. You are much more likely to hurt yourself. When I peak in a manic episode, for example, I have reached the…
I lost my shit at a work happy hour once because my direct report was terrible. He got hired via family connections. I didn’t have the power to discipline or fire him. I was being held accountable for his terrible work that, in retrospect, my boss knew sucked but was paying back a favor so everything got taken out on…
mel, i’ve had a couple nervous breakdowns. even was hospitalized for one.
If you’re going to have a Code Brown experience, the shower is a good place for it.
Something similiar happened to my friend’s father, also back in the 80s. He wears glasses but didn’t take them into the bathroom to brush his teeth and wash his face. So, when he picked up the hand towel to dry himself, he didn’t realize there was an enormous huntsman on it and smashed it into his face. It promptly…
This story should have been entered into the Jezebel Scary Story contest.
We once had a petting zoo visit the library and they had snakes and spiders to show the kids. One of the handlers was walking along the line of children with an ENORMOUS jumping spider in a box. I turned to my colleague and said “If it’s a jumping spider shouldn’t the box have a lid?” At that moment the spider decides…
I guarantee you she is scared of bears in America. I’m an American ex-pat in Australia, and when I say that everything here wants to kill you, the standard Aussie reply is, “Yeah, but you guys have bears in America.” I think they think bears are just roaming our streets.
THIS IS MY ACTUAL NIGHTMARE
Did she need a face transplant because I would have clawed my own fucking face off
When I was a baby, my mom had me in a carrier as she went into the shed to check on something. She pulled the cord to the lightbulb and looked up to see a HUGE wolf spider perched directly above her face. She froze as long as she could but finally had to move because I was fussing...and the spider instantly dropped…
In 1989, my godmother was taking a shower, when she looked up and saw a huntsman spider roughly the size of a dinner plate right above her head. She thought, ‘no worries, I will just calmly and quietly finish up this shower before he has a chance to move.’ Right at that moment, the Newcastle earthquake stuck, rattling…
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1. What they told me, and what my experience was, was that the password had to be alphanumeric and not over 16 characters. It was a both-and.
1. What they told me, and what my experience was, was that the password had to be alphanumeric and not over 16…
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And I think it’s important to remember that it’s not like Mr. Hannity can exactly complain on this subject. When Mr. Hannity responded to complaints about bias, he literally responded by saying “I’m not a journalist, I’m a talk-show host.” Here is the first article that comes up when you google the words…
“It is laughable to assume that Mr. Hannity is capable of conducting a fair and balanced interview. He is not known for journalistic integrity.”