WHAT THE FUCK. That is goddamn terrifying! I'm unsettled now. AGHH.

The intention/joke part was to insinuate that THEY would say it like it's a bad thing. hahaha womp womp. Promiscuity is the bomb! Double standards not so much.

"because you feel like your soul/personality is slowly being commodified into something obscene and unrecognizable"

Great idea! Oh...but they would probably call me a slut. lol.

I think the point to take away from this is that bullet point lists can't ever do justice to the nuances and contextual contingencies that actually express respect and sensitivity towards another person's situation. Articles and op-eds on the other hand usually have a more personal take on the matter, meaning you…

That town has some seriously freaky shit going on.

K this is what i don't understand about Chad Krueger and Avril Lavigne— they the worst canadian pop shit idols ever and if they have a lovechild it would be the gross epitome of shameful canadian pop stardom ever to grace the planet — BUT... JUSTIN BIEBER IS ALREADY ALIVE ?!?!?@??!!?#:!?! Equal parts horrified and…

Ah yes, I suppose I was replying more to the 'hypocrisy' statement of that person you seemed to be agreeing with, meaning that Jezebel writers made an ageist decision and then continue to write about ageism. I probably should have replied directly to them! I hope you don't take offense. That said, the article you…

I don't think it was a democratic Jezebel staff vote; it was up to "Gawker editorial director Joel Johnson". If it was up to the staff I'm sure Dodai would have the job. http://www.capitalnewyork.com/article/media/…. Even the article you mentioned puts it down to "Gawker made a bad move" although its entitled "Jezebel…

That part made me sad. <3 Sublime <3 Guess I'm a sick fuck!

I still tend to think of all those Disney Princesses as basically the same character with different hair; so I callz bullshit. ALERT THE PRESS!

I'm not sure why you would infer that I brag about it every chance I get from one post that is directly related to that specific experience of mine. haha, chill out dude! Sometimes people legitimately do things that teach them things about the world, and then talk about them. I'm not sure how else I should have…

This actually reminds me of my travels and volunteer work in rural India and Nepal. I didn't realize till I had finished my stint there that I had had some kind of idealized, almost romanticized notion of "the poor"; like the dumb ass assumption that they are truly happier people because they don't succumb to vapid…

I completely agree. This just seems like pedantic nonesense. How many 15 year olds are out there now being tried and sentenced as adults? If you do something really bad like shoot somebody or rob a place you are clearly a capable mature adult person, but if you are a (probably) horny 15 year old girl doing something…

I personally can't wait for the follow-up series; "Divorce at Double Take"

Just weighing in to say that I FUCKING LOVE THIS STYLE OF WRITING! FUCK YEAH ROFLCOPTER DUDE!! Critical, sassy, kinda dumb and silly the just the right places. Well done. This is when comedy becomes dangerous because I almost choked on my sandwich trying to not LOL so hard in this nice civilized cafe. But it…

Ok Ok— Here's a crazy thought; maybe your celebrity crush actually says more about just YOU than the suitability of your Significant Other...

You make an important but I think often overlooked point; the CURRENT physical status of the body can really dictate one's entire approach to food and exercise. And it can become self-defeating or counterproductive to health in general. Which is just completely fucked. Some body types are more socially sanctioned to…

Yeah I was referring to the anti-feminist agenda of Fox News, who are purposely peddling stories they know to be bullshit just to antagonize the public against their version of "feminism". I thought that came across clearly, so sorry for the confusion. Though I'm not sure if I would say there are no ideologies in…

I have never seen the show but instinctually sing in my head the melody of "Hey Jude"... but you know, with Dude instead... but that would probably be a copyright issue now.