You clicked on the headline that says “The Opening Scene of Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom Has Big Dinosaurs and Tons of Tension” what did you expect the article to talk about?

Oooh such a bold statement! So your hot take is the “Obligatory Anti-Marvel statement made so everyone knows how cool you are”? How original!

I thought Bernard’s last line was “I killed them. All of them.” At least, that’s what my closed captioning said. Was it different for others?

Also, it seems he was looking up his own health online, which claimed terminal corruption or something like that within 72 hours. The fluid he took from that host, which is the…

You’re not old, you’re white.

Peter Parker exits a bus is too spoilery for you?

Sure, maybe no one on the bus notices him leaving but then he jumps out right in front of a cab that has perfect view of him and maybe even dash camera. And then it’s all over internet and some of his classmates realise that was our bus and this is what Parker was wearing right before he disappeared from a moving bus.…

You do realize that Conor broke the law and a fighter was injured in the process here. At what point does his actions cross the line that people aren’t patting him on the back about how brilliant a hype guy he is and start treating this as horrible behaviour?

He’s the Trump of MMA. He’s an unapologetic clown and a racist and a moron who wallows in his own vapidness....But he’s white. And that’s specifically why so many people like him and why he’s impervious to consequences.

How fucking dumb do you have to be to buy into a marketing slogan from a piss beer company as something you should yell out as a catch phrase?

You’re correct.

Yes, it was a Mean Girls reference, but it was also an opportunity to refer to her hair. Ha ha, it’s a story about her leaking info, and the punchline is that her hair is so thin because she’s not holding on to secrets.

Wonderful, as always, to see a woman’s looks torn apart, but what sense does it make to know you’re guaranteed to insult readers who share the same “undesirable” traits?

Arie, the latest Bachelor, posted on Twitter as a joke that he and his fiancé are pregnant. She’s not. Such a cruel joke. I’ll never understand the people that announce a pregnancy just for jokes.

I don’t absolutely detest Justice League, as many do, but to put it anywhere near on par with the first Avengers film is pretty ludicrous.

You’re joking, right?

Tiffany BEEN got the go ahead to tell this story. Trust.

I think Goop bit Beyonce. I’m not sure if she was there, but it seems plausible

It’s not liberal agenda causing the banning it’s capitalism.

Never forget that Taylor and/or her team comes out swinging regarding everything when her name is she mentioned except regarding the Neo-nazis... yeah.

Who let you out of the greys?