Or, I can burn all my credit cards, quit my job and go live in a cave. All of my problems are then gone!

I wonder if any of them will call me a soyboy again and tell me to kill myself. And then I see this same person have tens of stars. And I flag and nothing happens. And I email the help desk, and nothing happens. Kinja’s a great commenting system.

that’s the joke

No one really cares what cops want to do, they care about what cops actually do.

No.

Yeah, I hear you.

Also 18 year olds aren't millenials.

A rich white lady with thin skin? Man, I believe it when I see it.

Grimes is becoming the Morrissey of 2018. The more I learn about her, the less inclined I am to listen to her music.

Maybe this is just me speaking for myself, but I think dating someone less than half your age is intrinsically creepy.

we sure do, but “are you going to purple gluestick and foundation your brows and then draw them back on in the future” is a slightly less funny and deranged quiz :)

Rihanna didn’t even shave her eyebrows off and draw them back pencil thin!!!

The makeup artist “erased” them with foundation, drew the pencil brows on, and they photoshopped out the texture of the brow hairs in post production. I pity the fools who do this IRL.

would you like to place a bet on me ever leading a story on Jez with Kim again because i’ll win

Eh, I doubt it’s that. Adams seems like an actress who really takes on the darkness surrounding her characters. In the press tour for American Hustle, she talked about how hard it was for her to spend so much time with a character as dark as the one she played in that film.

You don’t like soccer? Cool. But, it really takes a special kind of arrogance to think that the billions of fans of the world’s most popular sport are missing something that you’re able to identify despite not watching the game.  Thanks for sharing your insight.

I doubt your co-worker thought much of your comment.  Your co-worker has accepted that you are a boring asshole who criticizes matters of subjective, aesthetic appeal like a soccer game. You were likely just ignored. 

I don’t believe that was what happened at all. They played everybody back to defend any attack. That isn’t playing keep away with the ball.

“Since a startling brush with violent suicidal ideation at age 12, the isolating and sadly crucial science of preventing myself from lying on the floor in a fetal position and never getting back up has been my life’s most invisible work.”

On what basis did you came up with that?

Fuck cancer.